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The Tiny Christian Universe

This is something that has never crossed my mind before. As fundamentalist Christians believe the universe/Earth is somewhere between 10,000-6,000 years old. Now if this were true the universe would only be 20,000-12,000 light years across. Pretty interesting article below.
http://www.nobeliefs.com/comments11.htm

Religion is going extinct!

A new study shows that religion is on the decline in NINE western democracies! Although it does not predict anything about America, this still gives me some hope for America.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/305020

Order

Right now, it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus, apparently trying to live up to its name, is orbiting the sun sideways, while Venus spins backwards. There are stars exploding, black holes gorging, galaxies colliding.

And here we sit, on a planet pock-marked by collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken b...y storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until finally the sun grows into a red giant and leaves nothing of the Earth but dust.

Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, waiting to die as our heart muscle expires, our cells decide to grow forever, or a blood vessel just pops, and sometimes in unnatural ways, too.

Here we sit, and some of us say, behold, look at the order of it all.

Claustianity (work in progress)

Three hundred years ago, Claus threw the Great Present down the Big Chimney and started the universe and earth. From smaller presents all organisms were created. This all took place in one day, called December 25th or Christmas.

When we die, if we have been nice we go to Present Land located in the invisible workshop at the North Pole where we receive any presents we want. If we have been naughty then we are sent to Unpresent Land (in Centralia, Pennsylvania) where we are made to mine coal for all of eternity.

When we are born we are Holidized (have eggnog poured over our heads) to get rid of any naughtiness we might have. We are allowed to do this any time we want as we get older but after being Holidized the first time we can then just drink the blessed 'nog.

We have elves that help us with specific problems. My favorite is the patron elf of what to get someone for Christmas, he's very popular.

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